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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
