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Abracadabra, thus we learn
The more you create, the less you earn.
The less you earn, the more you're given,
The less you lead, the more you're driven,
The more destroyed, the more they feed,
The more you pay, the more they need,
The more you earn, the less you keep,
And now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Lord my soul to take
If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
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To love is an active verb.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
