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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.