More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
To love is an active verb.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
