More Quotes by Ogden Nash
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
