More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
