More Quotes by Ogden Nash
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
