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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
