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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.