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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
