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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
To love is an active verb.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
