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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
