So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

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Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.

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Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

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Celery, raw, Develops the jaw

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One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

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No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.

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All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

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There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

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Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

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