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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
