People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

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If called by a panther, don't anther.

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I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

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How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?

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All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

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No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.

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Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

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Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

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If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.

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