Celery, raw, Develops the jaw

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The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.

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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

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One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

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Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

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No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.

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O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.

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Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

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When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

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