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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
