Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.

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So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

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Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

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No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.

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There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

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If called by a panther, don't anther.

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Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

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All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

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Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

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I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

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