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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
