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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
