Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

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There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.

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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

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If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.

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I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.

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Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

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The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

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Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends

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So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

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Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

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