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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
