The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.

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Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

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Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.

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God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

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Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

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Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

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I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

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Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

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I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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