I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

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Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.

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I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.

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God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

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Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.

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I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

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