More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
