More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
To love is an active verb.
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
