More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
To love is an active verb.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
