More Quotes by Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
