More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
To love is an active verb.
