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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
If called by a panther, don't anther.
To love is an active verb.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
