So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

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Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

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The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?

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I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

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Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

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