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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
To love is an active verb.
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
