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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
