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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
