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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
