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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.