God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

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All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

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To love is an active verb.

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Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

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Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

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Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.

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If called by a panther, don't anther.

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I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

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