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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
