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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
