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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
