More Quotes by Ogden Nash
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
To love is an active verb.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.