More Quotes by Ogden Nash
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.