More Quotes by Ogden Nash
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
