More Quotes by Ogden Nash
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
