More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
