More Quotes by Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
To love is an active verb.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.