More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
To love is an active verb.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
