Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

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Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

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God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

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Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

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Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

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Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

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Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

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I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

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Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

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Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.

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