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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
