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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.