More Quotes by Ogden Nash
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
