More Quotes by Ogden Nash
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
