More Quotes by Ogden Nash
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
