More Quotes by Ogden Nash
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
