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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.