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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
