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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
