The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?

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Celery, raw, Develops the jaw

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I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

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Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

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One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

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So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

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God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

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