Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

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If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.

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I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?

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No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.

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Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

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Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

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I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

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