#Quote
More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
