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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
