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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
