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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
