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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.