Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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Avoid an unusual and unfamiliar word just as you would a reef.

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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. — Charles M. Schulz

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

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Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends

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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

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I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. ― John F. Kennedy

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