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The things that we want we willingly believe, and the things that we think we expect everyone else to think.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I am going to Spain to fight an army without a general, and thence to the East to fight a general without an army.
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
People readily believe what they want to believe.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.