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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. -Frank Zappa
College
Education
Library
Frank Zappa
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. -Frank Zappa
Written
Wigs
Stuff
Frank Zappa
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.- Frank Zappa
Something
Selling
Nothing
Frank Zappa
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.- Frank Zappa
Production
Dates
Paid
Frank Zappa
Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read. -Frank Zappa
Journalism
Write
People
Frank Zappa
Without deviation progress is not possible.- Frank Zappa
Progress
Possible
Frank Zappa
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream. -Frank Zappa
Write
Enough
Sometimes
Frank Zappa
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.- Frank Zappa
Favorite
People
Already
Frank Zappa
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.- Frank Zappa
Because
Basic
Universe
Frank Zappa
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream. -Frank Zappa
Write
Enough
Sometimes
Frank Zappa
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.- Frank Zappa
Favorite
People
Already
Frank Zappa
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.- Frank Zappa
Beer
Airline
Football
Frank Zappa
Without deviation progress is not possible.- Frank Zappa
Progress
Possible
Frank Zappa
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.- Frank Zappa
Beer
Airline
Football
Frank Zappa
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.- Frank Zappa
Because
Basic
Universe
Frank Zappa