I blinked. Because even though my dad never, ever complained about being a young dad, I always wondered about his regrets. How his need to keep abandoned, sad things might apply to me, too. ― Maurene Goo

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Someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. — Warren Buffett

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The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you. ― Neil deGrasse Tyson

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I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals. -Diogenes

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Your entire sense of self-worth is predicated upon your belief that you matter, that you matter to the universe. But you don't. Because we are the ants. ― Shaun David Hutchinson

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The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. ― C.S. Lewis

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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. — Thomas A. Edison

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

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I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.-Mitch Hedberg

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One of the basic rules of the universe is that nothing is perfect. Perfection simply doesn't exist.....Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist

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