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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. - George Carlin
Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett
If I'm free, it's because I'm always running. -Jimi Hendrix
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I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals. -Diogenes
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Hope is important because it can make the present moment less difficult to bear. If we believe that tomorrow will be better, we can bear a hardship today. ― Thich Nhat Hanh
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin
When each day is the same as the next, it’s because people fail to recognize the good things that happen in their lives every day that the sun rises. ― Paulo Coelho