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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. - George Carlin

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I’m lucky enough to be with someone, I am happy. — Johnny Knoxville
You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, and live like it’s heaven on earth. —William W. Purkey
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
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If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours. — Dolly Parton
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. — Laozi