If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

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You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, Love like you’ll never be hurt, Sing like there’s nobody listening, And live like it’s heaven on earth. ― William W. Purkey

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I’m lucky enough to be with someone, I am happy. — Johnny Knoxville

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It's far better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone — so far. ― Marilyn Monroe

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But I see nothing miraculous about it. Nothing makes one as healthy as happiness, and there is no greater happiness than making someone else happy. ― Stefan Zweig

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How do you tell a Communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin. ― Ronald Reagan

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If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours. — Dolly Parton

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Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself. – Joseph Campbell

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