Try to be a rainbow in someone else’s cloud. — Maya Angelou

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin

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Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ― Maya Angelou

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I think people see me as someone very much associated with political agreement and, probably more than anything else, being able to build a relationship with loyalist leaders Ian Paisley and Peter Robinson. - Martin McGuinness

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Sometimes, when you least expect it, you'll realize that someone loved you. And that means that someone can love you again! And that will make you smile. —Homer Simpson

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

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Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. — Laozi

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It's far better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone — so far. ― Marilyn Monroe

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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

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