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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. - George Carlin

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A pair of great heels was much more satisfying than a man. They lasted longer, and better yet, they didn’t leave me for someone prettier. ― Cindi Madsen, Cinderella Screwed Me Over
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.― H.L. Mencken
I don’t trust anybody. Not anybody. And the more that I care about someone, the more sure I am they’re going to get tired of me and take off. ― Rainbow Rowell
The concept of making a movie in which the director dictates is kind of exotic - and absolutely not truthful. Directing means allowing a great deal of collaboration and listening and having the ability to change your mind. Luca Guadagnino
Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. ― Donald Trump
I think people see me as someone very much associated with political agreement and, probably more than anything else, being able to build a relationship with loyalist leaders Ian Paisley and Peter Robinson. - Martin McGuinness
If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours. — Dolly Parton
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. - George Carlin
Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering. – Winnie the Pooh
Go for someone who is proud to have you. ― Frank Ocean