History is just this froth of artifact production that has appeared in the last ten to fifteen thousand years. It spread across the planet very quickly. But that mind in man just goes back and back into the darkness. -Terence McKenna

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when you're cool for twenty, you get paid for twenty-one. ― Miguel Pinero

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. -Frank Zappa

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Without deviation progress is not possible.- Frank Zappa

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One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.- Frank Zappa

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A new philosophy, a new way of life, is not given for nothing. It has to be paid dearly for and only acquired with much patience and great effort.

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All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. -Frank Zappa

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The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people. ― Karl Marx

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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.- Frank Zappa

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You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream. -Frank Zappa

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