You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream. -Frank Zappa

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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.- Frank Zappa

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A series is a big deal, and there are a lot of people out there writing stuff that don't know what art is.

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What’s wrong with being sentimental? Sentimental means you like stuff. — Paul McCartney

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Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works.

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Rule no.1 is: Don’t sweat the small stuff. Rule no. 2 is: It’s all small stuff. — Robert Eliot

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We are so conformist; nobody is thinking. We are all sucking up stuff; we have been trained to be consumers, and we are all consuming far too much.

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Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.- Frank Zappa

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One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.- Frank Zappa

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Without deviation progress is not possible.- Frank Zappa

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