History is written by the winners.

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You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream. -Frank Zappa

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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.- Frank Zappa

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Rule no.1 is: Don’t sweat the small stuff. Rule no. 2 is: It’s all small stuff. — Robert Eliot

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Don't let anyone drain you of your happiness today. Be drama free. Rise above the petty stuff.

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Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.- Frank Zappa

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I saw a report on the news: 'Peter Dinklage tweeted... ' What? You know, I don't need any of that stuff. I got an email account; that's all I need. - Peter Dinklage

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I lost a company. So what? It's just stuff. Can't take it with you. - Wally Amos

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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.- Frank Zappa

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The lnternet is turning economics inside-out. For example, everybody on the internet now wants stuff for free and there are so many free services available.

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