A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

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The way to misuse our possessions is to use them as an insurance against the morrow. Anxiety is always directed to the morrow, whereas goods are in the strictest sense meant to be used only for to-day. ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer

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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. — Robert Orben

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

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After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.

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