In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to another.

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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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A day without laughter is a day wasted. — Charlie Chaplin

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True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. -Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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Existence is a series of footnotes to a vast, obscure, unfinished masterpiece.

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I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

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The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

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It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. ― Aeschylus

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