After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.

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A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. Denis Waitley

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Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste.

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Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.

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Old is always fifteen years from now.

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

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Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people. — Oscar Wilde

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I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.

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From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere ― Dr. Seuss

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Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

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