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Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! — Audrey Hepburn
I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire. ― Ilona Andrews
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!