The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.

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Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. ― Dr. Seuss

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Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. _ Dale Carnegie

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Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

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Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come without leaving happier. — Mother Teresa

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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. — Thomas A. Edison

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I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." ― Robin Williams

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The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain

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Only you can control your future. ― Dr. Seuss

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