There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.

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Never mix the peepee and the poopoo, for if you do, a peepeepoopoo potion will persist a pong until the next blue moon. ― Dr. Suess

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You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. ― Dr. Seuss

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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! — Audrey Hepburn

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Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste.

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Every country gets the circus it deserves. Spain gets bullfights. Italy the Church. America Hollywood.

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I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." ― Robin Williams

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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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