Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people. — Oscar Wilde

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Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

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I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.

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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot nothing is going to get better it's not ― Dr. Seuss

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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. — Robert Orben

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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. -Dr. Seuss

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Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.

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Every country gets the circus it deserves. Spain gets bullfights. Italy the Church. America Hollywood.

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I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.

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