Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.

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I have learned that success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has had to overcome while trying to succeed. — Booker T. Washington

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Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches. - Tallulah Bankhead

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A man can be himself only so long as he is alone; and if he does not love solitude, he will not love freedom; for it is only when he is alone that he is really free.

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What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity

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We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it.

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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

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It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.

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