Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.

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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

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There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

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It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

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There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

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Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.

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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.

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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

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