Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

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Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.

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There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.

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Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.

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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.

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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

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