More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
