More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.