More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.