Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right

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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.

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A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.

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There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.

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Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

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If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.

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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.

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