More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.