More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.