More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
