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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. -Kin Hubbard
Older
Insurance
Costs
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
― Kin Hubbard
Change
Karma
Men
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
― Kin Hubbard
Entrepreneur
Opinion
PresentDay
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We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
― Kin Hubbard
Funny
Witty
Freedom
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
― Kin Hubbard
Moral
Opinion
Conformity
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
― Kin Hubbard
Birthday
Fun
Cost
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
― Kin Hubbard
Literature
Consumerism
Hardest
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
― Kin Hubbard
Agreement
Skins
Fool
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
― Kin Hubbard
Funny
Happiness
Inspiring
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There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
― Kin Hubbard
Inspirational
Success
StayStrong
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
― Kin Hubbard
Inspirational
Funny
Money
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
― Kin Hubbard
Fate
Destiny
FunnyWork
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A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
― Kin Hubbard
Needs
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
― Kin Hubbard
Home
Wife
Remedy
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Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
― Kin Hubbard
Funny
Change
Communication
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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
― Kin Hubbard
Funny
Christmas
Xmas
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
― Kin Hubbard
Two
Literature
Way
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
― Kin Hubbard
Intelligent
People
Sides
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Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
― Kin Hubbard
Hurt
Flattery
Ifs
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
― Kin Hubbard
Funny
Sarcastic
Sarcasm
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