More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.