More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
