There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

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Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.

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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.

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There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

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There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.

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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.

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