More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.