More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.