More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
