More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.