More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
