In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.

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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

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There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.

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We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.

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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.

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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

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