A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.

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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.

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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

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Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

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A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.

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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

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