In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.

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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right

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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

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It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

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It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.

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A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.

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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.

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